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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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hiphopfightsback:

"If the truth is told, the youth can grow. They learn to survive until they gain control. Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes. Read more learn more, change the globe."

- Nas

7 hours ago
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creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

(Source: grantofalltrades, via hellatokes)

7 hours ago
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srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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You have a butt and I have a pair of hands gosh what a coincidence

(Source: nerdsfuckhard, via iamawinrar)

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more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

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